Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...