Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...