No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...