Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...