The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Student Bloopers – Part I!
This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...