Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...