Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...