Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...