Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.