At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Maggot Thatcher!
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A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...