I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...