New Year’s Resolutions
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A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Marines and the police
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Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...