Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...