Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.