A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...