Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...