Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...