Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...