Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...