A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Mom Before Date
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Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
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Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...