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The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
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Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
How do you make a dead baby float?
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I would like to havea second opinion
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