Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...