Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...