Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...