There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...