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TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
I have bad and very bad news
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Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
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Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...