They are stopped by the police
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The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!