Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...