My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...