Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...