How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Never hear a man say
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Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...