Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...