A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...