A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...