True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...