Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...