Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...