Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...