M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...