Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...