Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...