Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...