Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver…
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
The Educational Toy.
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy.”Isn’t it rather complicated for a...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!