Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...