A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...