What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...