Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...