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CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...