A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...