Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...