Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!